Random Quotes

"PHP is a computer programming language primarily used for web development. Officially, the name PHP is an acronym that stands for PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor. I believe PHP really stands for Programmer's Huge Problem." -- Don Best

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man tired and red in the eyes." -- Some guy I know

"No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why." -- Mignon McLaughlin

"Knob spelled backwards is bonk, which is funny because bonk is the sound a knob makes when it hits you." -- Don Best

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